“I get up every morning determined to both change the world and have one hell of a good time. Sometimes this makes planning my day difficult.”

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“There is a tragic flaw in our precious Constitution, and I don’t know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president.”

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“The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.”

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“When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.”

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“A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body.”

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Albert Einstein
“Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.”

Edgard Varese
“Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes.”

Phyllis Diller
“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.”

Jose Simon
“In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait.”

Doris Day
“The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you’ll grow out of it.”

“The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we have of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us.” Continue …

“I’m as pure as the driven slush.” Continue …

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“When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you will find more hideous crimes have been committed in the name of obedience than have ever been committed in the name of rebellion.”

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“Yesterday I was a dog. Today I’m a dog. Tomorrow I’ll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There’s so little hope for advancement.”

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Benjamin Disraeli
“How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct.”

Walt Disney
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I’ve ever known.”

Alfred North Whitehead
“Everything of importance has been said before by somebody who did not discover it.”