Robert Orben
Robert Orben
“There’s so much pollution in the air now that if it weren’t for our lungs there’d be no place to put it all.”
Alfred Hitchcock
“The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.”
“All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.”
Oscar Wilde
“It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.”
“There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.”
Greek Proverb
Greek Proverb
“First secure an independent income, then practice virtue.”
Peter De Vries
“Life is a zoo in a jungle.”
“If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.”
Sir Richard Steele
Sir Richard Steele
“Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body.”
Will Rogers
“This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.”
Kate Reid
“Acting is not being emotional, but being able to express emotion.”
“The great enemy of clear language is insincerity. When there is a gap between one’s real and one’s declared aims, one turns as it were instinctively to long words and exhausted idioms, like a cuttlefish spurting out ink.”